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THEY AREN'T GOING TO SUCK THEMSELVES TEE
THEY AREN'T GOING TO SUCK THEMSELVES TEE
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Spice up your wardrobe with this cheeky, flirty tee that’s sure to turn heads and make a statement! Featuring the bold “They Aren’t Going to Suck Themselves” graphic with playful heart boobies, this shirt is perfect for anyone who loves to inject some fun and attitude into their style. Whether you’re lounging, hitting the town, or just in the mood for a little cheeky humor, this tee is your go-to.
Made from soft, mid-weight 180 GSM 100% combed cotton, it offers that cozy, lived-in feel right from the first wear. With a modern, regular fit that’s designed for both comfort and style, the shirt is equipped with ribbed neckband, side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, and double-needle hems for durability that’ll last through all your mischievous adventures.
The bold graphic is printed on both the front and back, making it impossible to miss. Plus, this tee is pre-shrunk, so it will keep its shape and size even after washing—no surprises here!
Features:
- Material: 100% combed cotton, 180 GSM for ultimate softness
- Fit: Regular fit, designed for a relaxed, comfortable vibe
- Design: “They Aren’t Going to Suck Themselves” graphic with heart boobies printed front and back
- Durability: Ribbed neckband, side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, and double-needle hems for long-lasting wear
- Pre-shrunk: Keeps its shape and fit after washing
- Hand-Pressed & Made to Order: Each tee is carefully made just for you, so please allow up to 7 working days for fulfillment and dispatch
Sizing Notes:
This is a regular fit tee. If you’re after a looser, more oversized look, we recommend sizing up by one or two sizes for a relaxed, playful fit.
Washing Instructions:
- Cold wash, inside-out on a gentle cycle
- Do not tumble dry or iron directly on the print to preserve the design
Why You’ll Love It:
- Bold & Playful: A cheeky design that’s sure to get attention and a few laughs
- Comfortable & Durable: Soft cotton fabric that stands up to everyday wear
- Perfect for Fun Days: Whether you’re hanging with friends, heading to a party, or just in the mood to be a little naughty, this shirt fits the vibe
- A Little Bit of Sass: Let your playful side shine with this fun, attention-grabbing design
Perfect for:
- Sassy statement tees
- Fun nights out with friends
- Anyone with a sense of humor and love for cheeky designs
- Casual, carefree outfits that make an impression
Ready to flaunt some sass and humor? The “They Aren’t Going to Suck Themselves” tee is the ultimate way to make a bold, fun statement wherever you go. Order yours today and wear it loud and proud! 💋
Shipping Info
Shipping Info
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We appreciate your patience and understanding!
Disclaimer: WE DO NOT DROPSHIP ANY OF OUR PRODUCTS (yes, I make them myself).
We use Australia Post for all our shipping needs. Shipping options available will be calculated at checkout based on your location.
Please note that delivery times may vary depending on your location, but Australia Post typically estimates:
Standard Shipping: 3-7 business days (within Australia).
Express Shipping: 1-3 business days (within Australia).
International Shipping:
We proudly offer Worldwide Shipping! Delivery times will vary based on the destination, but Australia Post and our trusted international couriers will provide tracking for your order.
Typical international shipping times range from 5-20 business days, depending on your location.
Shipping Costs:
Shipping costs will be calculated at checkout based on your delivery address and the shipping method you select. We offer affordable rates for both domestic and international shipping, and we aim to provide the best value possible.
Order Tracking:
Once your order has shipped, you’ll receive a tracking number via email so you can follow your package every step of the way. We want you to know exactly when your handmade goodies are on their way to you!



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from 241 reviewsI ordered and gave them as gifts, everyone loved them
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Absolutely in love with everything I got. My butt tumbler makes me giggle everytime I use it and I can't wait to give my sister's their tumblers ☺️
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I bought this as a gift and it was a huge hit! The quality is amazing, and it's hilarious.
Cutest tumbler, perfect size, incredibly well packed to prevent breakage during transit as well.
Also the most excellent, fast and incredibly kind customer service! xx
This tumbler is SO much fun. Great for drinks, and the reactions I get are priceless.
Perfect for iced coffee or cocktails. Funny but also surprisingly classy!
Super fun tumbler! Great quality glass and the bamboo lid fits perfectly. Love it!