Name: Hit Him With Your Car Baby Tee | Funny Cropped Slogan T-Shirt
Brand: Vintage Rebels
Price: 39.0 AUD
Availability: InStock

Hit Him With Your Car Baby Tee | Funny Cropped Slogan T-Shirt - Vintage Rebels

$39.00

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Find your perfect rebel fit

Every body is a rebel body. our tees are classic, soft, and unisex. Made for comfort, not conformity. When in doubt, size up for that extra rebel slouch.

Adult Baby Tee | 183g/m² | 100% Ring Spun Cotton

Adult Classic-Fit Tees | 183g/m² | 100% Ring Spun Cotton

Size Guide – Hoody Measurements (cm):

How to measure like a rebel:

chest: lay your fave tee flat, measure underarm to underarm, then double it.
length: measure from top of the shoulder (back of the the neck) straight down to the hem.
shoulder: measure from tip to tip straight across the back.

If you’re still unsure, holler at us on our contact page for personal sizing help. No judgement, just good vibes.

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Hit Him With Your Car Baby Tee – Funny Cropped Slogan T-Shirt

Unsolicited advice, printed.

The Hit Him With Your Car Baby Tee is dark humour in a clean, classic serif on a fitted white baby tee. For the group chat that always gives the same advice.

Kidding. Mostly.

Dark. Funny. Petty.

Why You’ll Love It

Ultra-soft 100% ring spun cotton (super comfy)
Fitted baby tee cut for a flattering, cropped look
Midweight fabric that holds its shape
Easy-to-style staple for everyday wear
Classic blue serif slogan design
Hand-pressed in small batches (slow fashion vibes)

Style It Your Way

Pair with a black leather skirt for contrast
Style with low-rise jeans for Y2K energy
Throw on with sweats for off-duty days

Fit & Feel

Fitted, cropped baby tee designed to hug in all the right places.
Size up for a more relaxed fit.

👉 For the girls who are so over him.

Adult Midweight Classic-Fit Crew Tee | 183g/m² | 100% Ring Spun Cotton

Our tees aren’t just clothes—they’re statements. Hand-pressed with bold designs that flip the bird to fast fashion, each one is soft AF, comfy enough to live in, and tough enough to outlast the patriarchy. Pair them with jeans, skirts, or nothing but your attitude. Rebel style, made wearable.

Due to the nature of our products being handmade please allow up to 7 days for your order to be fulfilled. Standard shipping Australia wide takes 4-7 business days with Australia Post. Express 1-2 days (approx). You will be sent a tracking number once order is fulfilled.

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