MALE TEARS ON THE ROCKS GRAPHIC TEE – Vintage Rebels

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MALE TEARS ON THE ROCKS GRAPHIC TEE

MALE TEARS ON THE ROCKS GRAPHIC TEE

MALE TEARS ON THE ROCKS GRAPHIC TEE

MALE TEARS ON THE ROCKS GRAPHIC TEE

MALE TEARS ON THE ROCKS GRAPHIC TEE

MALE TEARS ON THE ROCKS GRAPHIC TEE

MALE TEARS ON THE ROCKS GRAPHIC TEE

MALE TEARS ON THE ROCKS GRAPHIC TEE

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Find your perfect rebel fit

Every body is a rebel body. our tees are classic, soft, and unisex—made for comfort, not conformity. When in doubt, size up for that extra rebel slouch.

Adult Midweight Classic-Fit Crew Tee | 183g/m² | 100% Ring Spun Cotton

Size Guide – Hoody Measurements (cm):

How to measure like a rebel:

chest: lay your fave tee flat, measure underarm to underarm, then double it.
length: measure from top of the shoulder (beside the neck) straight down to the hem.
shoulder: measure from tip to tip straight across the back.

If you’re still unsure, holler at us on our contact page for personal sizing help. no judgement—just good vibes.

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🥂 MALE TEARS ON THE ROCKS GRAPHIC TEE

Sassy, salty, and served chilled—our Male Tears on the Rocks Tee is the ultimate statement piece for rebels with taste. Perfect for pairing with your favorite jeans, skirts, or a cocktail in hand, this tee lets the world know you’re unapologetic, playful, and definitely not here for fragile masculinity.

Soft, comfy, and with just the right amount of attitude, it’s your new go-to for nights out, brunch dates, or simply existing as the icon you are.

Sip back, relax, and let them cry about it.

Adult Midweight Classic-Fit Crew Tee | 183g/m² | 100% Ring Spun Cotton

Our tees aren’t just clothes—they’re statements. Hand-pressed with bold designs that flip the bird to fast fashion, each one is soft AF, comfy enough to live in, and tough enough to outlast the patriarchy. Pair them with jeans, skirts, or nothing but your attitude. Rebel style, made wearable.

Due to the nature of our products being handmade please allow up to 7 days for your order to be fulfilled. Standard shipping Australia wide takes 4-7 business days with Australia Post. Express 1-2 days (approx). You will be sent a tracking number once order is fulfilled.

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slow fashion, not fast trends

Ethically sourced and made in Brisbane, Australia. Because rebels care about the planet.

$1 from every order to a women's refuge

Supporting women in need is our mission. At the end of each month we donate $1 from each order to a women's charity.

Easy returns

We offer both exchanges and returns as long as it's within 14 days of recieving your items.

Designed for comfort not conformity.

Above all else we design all our garments to be comfortable first and stylish second.

We believe no one should have to deal with fast fashion, scratchy fabrics, and poor fits.

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