Name: TOO CLUMSY HOODY
Brand: Vintage Rebels
Price: 92.0 AUD
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Find your perfect rebel fit

Every body is a rebel body. our tees are classic, soft, and unisex—made for comfort, not conformity. When in doubt, size up for that extra rebel slouch.

Adult Midweight Classic-Fit Crew Tee | 183g/m² | 100% Ring Spun Cotton

Size Guide – Hoody Measurements (cm):

How to measure like a rebel:

chest: lay your fave tee flat, measure underarm to underarm, then double it.
length: measure from top of the shoulder (beside the neck) straight down to the hem.
shoulder: measure from tip to tip straight across the back.

If you’re still unsure, holler at us on our contact page for personal sizing help. no judgement—just good vibes.

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🙃 Too Clumsy to Be Around Fragile Masculinity Hoodie

Cozy, soft, and zero apologies. The Too Clumsy to Be Around Fragile Masculinity Hoodie is made for feminists, rebels, and anyone who refuses to tiptoe around fragile egos.

Whether you’re lounging, running errands, or making a statement in public, this hoodie does the talking for you.

Playful. Petty. Powerful.

👉 Best-seller energy: grab yours before it disappears!

Adult Midweight Classic-Fit Crew Tee | 183g/m² | 100% Ring Spun Cotton

Our tees aren’t just clothes—they’re statements. Hand-pressed with bold designs that flip the bird to fast fashion, each one is soft AF, comfy enough to live in, and tough enough to outlast the patriarchy. Pair them with jeans, skirts, or nothing but your attitude. Rebel style, made wearable.

Due to the nature of our products being handmade please allow up to 7 days for your order to be fulfilled. Standard shipping Australia wide takes 4-7 business days with Australia Post. Express 1-2 days (approx). You will be sent a tracking number once order is fulfilled.

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